know **** ology

A silly tourist
asked a boat guy:
.
do you know Biology, Psychology,
Geography, Geology ?
.
The boat guy said:
... .
NO to all the questions.
.
The tourist then said:
.
What the hell you know on the
face of this earth ? You will die of
illiteracy !!
.
After a while, the boat started
sinking, so the boatman asked the
tourist :
.
Do you know Swimology and
Escapology from Crocodilogy ?
.
The tourist said: NO !!
.
The boat guy replied:
.
Well you will Drownology and
Crocodilogy will eat your
Bodiology and you will Dieology
because of your
Badmouthology :P