frustrated man lolz

A guy dials his home and a
strange woman answers.
The guy says, "Who is this?"
"This is the maid," answers the
woman.
"We don't have a maid," says the
man.
The woman says, "I was hired this
morning by the woman of the
house."
The man says, "Well, this is her
husband. Is she there?"
The woman replies, "She is
upstairs in the bed room with
someone who I figured was her
husband."
The guy is fuming and says to the
maid, "Listen, would you like to
make 50,000?"
The maid asks, "What will I have
to do?"
The man tells her, "I want you to
get my gun from the desk, and
shoot her and the jerk she's
with."
The maid puts the phone down;
the man hears footsteps and then
two gun shots.
The maid comes back to the
phone, "What do I do with the
bodies?"
The man says, "Throw them in the
swimming pool."
Puzzled, the maid answers, "But
you don't have a pool."
A long pause and the man asks,
"Oops..! Is this 09**********?" :D :D