Always Hope for best

One Can Count No. of Seeds in APPLE,
but,
1 can not count No. of APPLE in seed..!
FUTURE is unseen, Always HOPE 4 BEST!!!!!!!!

Dont worry it will change ;)

If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change.
If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change.

Understand yourself

Do not worry if others do not understand you.
Worry only if you cannot understand yourself.

Judge and Lawyer conversation

Judge: Tum apni limit cross kar rahe ho.
Lawyer: Kaun saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: Tum ne muje saala bola?
Lawyer: Nahi My Lord, I asked KAUN-SA-LAW aisa kehta he?

Teri Zulfein

Teri Zulfein Yun Kuch Aisa Gazab dhaa rahi hai,
(wah wah)
Teri Zulfein Yun Kuch Aisa Gazab dhaa rahi hai,
Jaise ki koi Bheins apni Puunch hila rahi hai !!!
(ab bolo wah wah)

struggle and success

The problem in the World

Humanity

Men two Brains

"God gave men two brains 
and only enough blood operate one at a time."

The Worlds Best Moment ♥

The Worlds Best Moment ♥

An Insecure Girl nervously asks her Guy to describe her in one word!
She silently prays that he would say something nice Like

... Sweet,

Cute,

Chirpy, etc...

The Guy looks up,
Meets her Eyes and with a half crooked smile says,,,

"♥♥ MINE ♥♥"

ThuMbs Up iF you "Like" This....!!! ♥

Akbar Kon Thha

Teacher Ne Pappu Se Puchha.

Teacher: “Pappu Batao, Akbar Kon Thha?”

Pappu: “Ji Mam, Akbar Ek Gay Thha”

Teacher Ke Ye Sun Ke Tote Udd Gaye Ki Pappu Kya Bol Raha Hai.

Teacher: “Kya Bakwas Kar Rahe Ho”

Pappu: “Mam Humne Hamesha Laila–Majnu, Heer-Ranjha, Adam-Eve, Soni-Mahival Ka Naam Suna Hai, Par Sirf Akbar-Birbal Hi Kyu?”

heart of mouse

स्पेन की एक लोक-कथा है : एक चूहे पर एक जादूगर को बड़ी दया आई और उसने उसे बिल्ली बना दिया, ताकि वह आराम से रह सके. लेकिन बिल्ली बन जाने पर उसे कुत्ते का डर बना रहा. जादूगर ने उसे कुत्ता बना दिया पर अब वह शेर से डरने लगा. उसे शेर भी बना दिया गया पर अब वह शिकारियों से डरने लगा.

खीजकर जादूगर ने उसे फिर चूहा बना दिया और कहा, “मैं तेरी कोई मदद नहीं कर सकता. आखिर दिल तो तेरा चूहे का ही है !”

Can not help you , at the end you have the heart of mouse

2 ladkiyaan aur aam

2 ladkiyan ped k niche baithi Kafi der se bate kar rahi thi

Achanak 1aam gira
1lady-ye aam kese gira

Aam bola-

PAK GAYA HU TUMHARI BAATE SUN-SUN KE..

Rules in f'ship-

Rules in f'ship-

1: Never ask_
For a hug, Just take it;-)

2: Never ask_
Do U miss me, Say I miss U:-)

3: Never ask_
Can U help Me, Say I want U to do this 4 Me;-)

4: Never say_
I Cant live without U, Say I live 4 U:-)

5: Last but not the least..
Never say_
Thank U, Sorry Or Plz..,

Instead say anytime 4 U:-)

"F'ship is not bound to limits..
So feel free to express any feeling to Ur friends.

husband's memory

One day God
erased a husband's memory and
asked
Do you remember anything now?
He takes his wife's name
God smiled and says
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:Format karke bhi virus nahi
nikla:P:P:P..:P:P

lagi to nahi

Larka Larki ke samne
Bike se zoor se gira par
Shirmindagi se foran uth kharaa
hua
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Larki:
Oh God apko Lagi tou nai?

LARKA muskurate Dard Chupate
hue Mai aise hi Utarta hun :D
hahahahahaha. . . . :D :D

khana khilana :D:D

Kid from washroom to his mother:

Mama Kar leeeeeeeeeee

Mama: Ullu ke pathey khud dhoo..:D
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Kid: Jab dhula nai sakty to khilaty kyun hooooo :p

doctors advice

Wife to
Doctor: My Husband has the Habit
of Talking in his Sleep
What Should I give to cure him?
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Doctor: Give him an Opportunity
to Speak when He is awake..

thief in home

A thief was leaving the house after robbery,
 suddenly the girl woke up and said
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Mera school bag bhi le ja kaminey warna
mummy papa ko utha dungii...

sign of mother

school dairy me - @@@@@@@@@
Teacher : kiske sign hai ye ?
Student: Mom.
Teacher: teri ma ka naam kya hai ???
Student: Jalebi Bai...