Gujjus rock

Delhites: save water
Mumbaikars: save fuel
Bangaloreans: save electricity
Gujju: sev fafda, sev kamani, sev tameta, sev gathi, sev mamra !!! :P

jai ho "Maal baba"

Girl : babaji, mobile me balance nahi rahta hai,
```` kya karu jisse balance kabhi khatam hi na ho..
baba: aapka koi boyfriend hai..???
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Girl:nahi hai babaji.. !!!
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Baba:bus isliye kripa ruki hue hai..
`````boyfriend bana lo fir kabhi balance khatam nahi honga..!! :P

domino's trolled

The best prank call ever:
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" Hello, dominos? "
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"Yes sir,
How may I help u?"
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"Bhai bata na ghar pe PiZZA kese banau.
help karna yaar!!": :-P :-D

Maal baba

bhakt :----- babaji ladki nahi pat rahi :
mal baba:- last time ladki kab dekhi,
bhakt :---- babaji aaj subha mohalle me dekhi:
mal baba :- bus yahi se kripa ruki huyi hai,
___________aisa hai kal se mohalle ke bahar bhi muh maro,
___________kripa aani shuru ho jayegi. . Ashirwad. . . . . . :P

Is your life uninteresting - here is tip for you

Kya aap

ke paas girlfriend nahi he?

Kya padosn Line nahi deti?

Kya Ladki bhaiya kehti he?

Life me kuch maza nahi?

To ye mantra hamesha jappe

@- " HE BHAGWAN UTHALE MUJHE " - 

Anokha Patra - Antique Letter

http://www.minditjoke.com

Judge and Lawyer conversation

Judge: Tum apni limit cross kar rahe ho.
Lawyer: Kaun saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: Tum ne muje saala bola?
Lawyer: Nahi My Lord, I asked KAUN-SA-LAW aisa kehta he?

achche dost - Good Friends :)

pathan and apple

Girl to Pathan:
Tum Khali Pait Kitne Apple Kha Sakte Ho?
Pathan:4
Girl:Nahi
Sirf 1,Qk Uske Bad Tumhara Pait Khali To Nahi Rehega Na
... Pathan:
Wah Yar Kamal ka joke tha
Hum Apne Dost Ko b sunayega
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Pathan,Dost Se:
Tu Khali Pait Kitne Apple Kha Sakta Hai?
Dost: 5
Pathan O Yara!Tu 4 Bolta To Itna Mazedaar Joke Sunata.:D:D:D

patient doctor aur nurse

Patient to Doctor :

 Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, 

uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
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Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappar ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi :P :p

CM ki maa ki hichki

Chief Minister 2 Secretary: 

Jab se CM bana hu,Meri Maa ko Hichki bahut ati hai!
 

Secretary: Yes Sir,

State me Bijli jate hi Log Aap ki Maa ko hi Yaad karte hai..
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daant kaise toote

Doctor:
Tumary 3 daant kesy toot gaye?
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Admi:
Ji wo Wife ne kadak roti banai thi.
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Doctor.
To khaane se inkar kar dete.
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Admi:
Ji wahi to kiya tha :D :D

Akbar Kon Thha

Teacher Ne Pappu Se Puchha.

Teacher: “Pappu Batao, Akbar Kon Thha?”

Pappu: “Ji Mam, Akbar Ek Gay Thha”

Teacher Ke Ye Sun Ke Tote Udd Gaye Ki Pappu Kya Bol Raha Hai.

Teacher: “Kya Bakwas Kar Rahe Ho”

Pappu: “Mam Humne Hamesha Laila–Majnu, Heer-Ranjha, Adam-Eve, Soni-Mahival Ka Naam Suna Hai, Par Sirf Akbar-Birbal Hi Kyu?”

wife- mai khubsurat hoti ja rahi hoon

Wife – kitchen se aji sunte ho
aajkal mai khubsurat hoti ja rahi hue .
Husband – : tumne kaise jana
Wife :- aaj kal meri khubsurti dekhkar rotiyan bhi jalne lagi hai …..

heart of mouse

स्पेन की एक लोक-कथा है : एक चूहे पर एक जादूगर को बड़ी दया आई और उसने उसे बिल्ली बना दिया, ताकि वह आराम से रह सके. लेकिन बिल्ली बन जाने पर उसे कुत्ते का डर बना रहा. जादूगर ने उसे कुत्ता बना दिया पर अब वह शेर से डरने लगा. उसे शेर भी बना दिया गया पर अब वह शिकारियों से डरने लगा.

खीजकर जादूगर ने उसे फिर चूहा बना दिया और कहा, “मैं तेरी कोई मदद नहीं कर सकता. आखिर दिल तो तेरा चूहे का ही है !”

Can not help you , at the end you have the heart of mouse

increase salary due to 3 reasons

Nokrani asked malikin to increase salary due to 3 reasons?

Nokrani. Pehli waja may aap sai acha khana banati hoon.
Malkan. Kon kehta hai
Nokrani. Sahib kehta hai

Malikan. Doosri waja?
Nokarni. Mai aap sai zaida ghar ka khayal karti hoon
Malikan. Yeh kon Kehta hai
Nokrani. Sahib kehta hai

Malikan. Akhri waja bako?
Nokrani. Mai aap sai zaiada enjoyable hoon.
Malikan. Kaya yeh b us kanjar nai kaha hai?
Nokrani. Nahi, yeh aap k driver nai bataya hai.

2 ladkiyaan aur aam

2 ladkiyan ped k niche baithi Kafi der se bate kar rahi thi

Achanak 1aam gira
1lady-ye aam kese gira

Aam bola-

PAK GAYA HU TUMHARI BAATE SUN-SUN KE..

husband's memory

One day God
erased a husband's memory and
asked
Do you remember anything now?
He takes his wife's name
God smiled and says
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:Format karke bhi virus nahi
nikla:P:P:P..:P:P

RAKHI SAWANT AND bolne wala TOTA

RAKHI
SAWANT AND bolne wala TOTA at
pet shop:
RAKHI: Mai kesi lagti hun
Tota- Kameeni lgti ho..
Rakhi-Tota battamez hai
Shopkepr pani laya ur totay ko
Pani mai dubaya aur pocha
Gali de ga?
Tota-Nhi
rakhi-Agr mere ghar Ek admiay to
tum kya socho ge?
Tota-Tmara husbnd hoga
rakhi-Agr 2 admi ay to?
Tota-Husbn d aur Devar
rakhi-Agr 3 admi ay to?
Tota-Husbnd, Devar aur Bhai
rakhi -Agr 4 admi ay to?
Tota-“jao bhai Lay aao PANI
maine toh pehle hi bola tha saali
Kameeni hai” ;-) :

lagi to nahi

Larka Larki ke samne
Bike se zoor se gira par
Shirmindagi se foran uth kharaa
hua
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Larki:
Oh God apko Lagi tou nai?

LARKA muskurate Dard Chupate
hue Mai aise hi Utarta hun :D
hahahahahaha. . . . :D :D