time to go to college

Mom:
Son, get up its time to go to
College.
Son:
No ma. I don't want to go to
College.
Mom:
Give me 2 reason why don't u
want to go to college.
Son:
1. All students hate me.
2. The whole staff hates me.
Mom:
Ooh! That's not a reason. Come
on.U must go to college.
Son:
Give me 2 reasons why i should
go 2 college.
Mom:
1. U are 57 years old.
2. U are the Principal of the
college..:D :D