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Young man SHocks
Once an old man was waiting for a train, sitting on a bench.
A young boy came to him and asked the time.
Old man refused to tell the time.
Boy insisted again & again but old man denied again & again.
Boy asked the reason?
Old man said if i tell you the time,
then you will ask about me,my name,job etc.
Then i will ask about you,both of us will be frank.
By chance you may get the seat with me.
Then you may get down at my station. My daughter will come to receive me.
She will meet you. She is beautiful. You may fall in love with her, she too.
Then she may insist to marry u, even may threaten me. And i am sorry that I don't want such a poor son in law who hasn’t his own watch to see the time.
A young boy came to him and asked the time.
Old man refused to tell the time.
Boy insisted again & again but old man denied again & again.
Boy asked the reason?
Old man said if i tell you the time,
then you will ask about me,my name,job etc.
Then i will ask about you,both of us will be frank.
By chance you may get the seat with me.
Then you may get down at my station. My daughter will come to receive me.
She will meet you. She is beautiful. You may fall in love with her, she too.
Then she may insist to marry u, even may threaten me. And i am sorry that I don't want such a poor son in law who hasn’t his own watch to see the time.
Torn Condoms
Husband:why are the torn condoms lying on the sofa?
Wife:What?where?
Wife goes 2 find them n comes back angrily
saying will u stop calling our children-Torn condoms: :D :D
Wife:What?where?
Wife goes 2 find them n comes back angrily
saying will u stop calling our children-Torn condoms: :D :D
To curious students :P
principal enter the classroom and kissed madam..
and said:
see children AIDS does not transmit through kissing..
.
.
student: sir plzz show us how does it transmit also.. :P
and said:
see children AIDS does not transmit through kissing..
.
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student: sir plzz show us how does it transmit also.. :P
Old man and his Pond
An old man owned a pond on his farm, lined with fruit trees.
One day he went there with a basket to get fruits.
On reaching, he found some young ladies swimming in the pond.
They went in deep water to shield themselves and said :
We wont come out until u leave.
Old man : I'm not here to see u swim naked
or to get u out of the pond naked.
I'm here just to feed the Crocodile in the pond.
Moral: No matter the age,
Men can think really fast when they come across women ;) :))
One day he went there with a basket to get fruits.
On reaching, he found some young ladies swimming in the pond.
They went in deep water to shield themselves and said :
We wont come out until u leave.
Old man : I'm not here to see u swim naked
or to get u out of the pond naked.
I'm here just to feed the Crocodile in the pond.
Moral: No matter the age,
Men can think really fast when they come across women ;) :))